Player 3 (Dominic) says: I had to give up using electric fence on my (current,
                         soon to be outdated) mud... I could eat up 350 MB
                         ram easily...
Player 1 (Bruce) nods.
Player 0 (Jon Leonard) says: Mmm.  Yummy RAM.
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Player 3 (Dominic) says:
    <Zairra> hey.... an else if statement is exactly that right?
    <TechTalk> yup
    <Zairra> damn ... thanks
    <RainMkr2> Zairra: what do you want it to be?
    <Zairra> nothin, I am fine... I just have one line of code that shouldn't
             be executing in an else if statement
    <RainMkr2> the Zairra IF:   IF (foo == bar) { woof } ELSE {bark} MAYBE {wag}
Player 0 (Jon Leonard) says: MAYBE??
Player 3 (Dominic) grins.
Player 1 (Bruce) laughs.
Player 3 (Dominic) says: a joke, Jon.. a joke :)
Player 0 (Jon Leonard) says: Oh.
Player 3 (Dominic) says: Okay, Jon's reaction was more fun than the original
                         thing on IRC :)
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(After CAISO issued a Stage 3 alert)
Player 1 (Bruce) appreciates the shining example that California sets for
                 what it means to live in a first world nation.
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Claw . o O ( Beowulf over IP by Avian carrier! )
Claw exclaims, "think of the NFS locking issues!"
Dominic asks, "Hum... so, would locking then involve holding the
              avian carrier hostage on one end or the other, of the
              connection?"
Claw . o O ( Lunch! )
Dominic imagines locking lasting too long, and the carrier getting eaten.
Jon . o O ( Your transport dropped a packet on my windshield. )
Claw . o O ( packet loss by feline invasion )
Claw . o O ( CAT 5 takes a whole new meaning )
Jon . o O ( Don't send the packets _through_ CAT 5... )
Marn . o O ( IP Over Feline Carrier )
Eli says, "heh heh, I don't thik a parity bit would be enough to salvage the
          packet"
Phil says, "parroty bit?"
Eli groans.
Claw wonders of CAT 3 is having digestion trouble.
...
Claw suggest IP over Emu.
Phil says, "Using an EmuLation layer, I imagine."
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